It’s a work in progress, but here’s the official Sack Mike Goldberg drinking game.
Take a drink if Mike…
…says, “Here we go!”
…says, “It’s all over!”
…plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight.
…warns, “Watch the upkick(s)!”
…says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes.
…mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth).
…calls someone a “future UFC hall-of-famer.”
…brings up Griffin/Bonnar I.
…asks “Can he finish?”
…tells Joe that you can “make the argument.”
…says, “Virtually identical.”
…uses the word “stalk.”
…pimps Dana White’s Twitter.
…says, “Punches in bunches.”
Take a drink if Joe…
…uses the word “vicious”
…describes someone’s abilities as “world class”
…says, “He let go of it.”
…likes someone cutting down to a new weight class or thinks they should cut down
…complains about the ten point must system.
Finish your drink if Mike…
…doesn’t make you take a drink during a fight that lasts longer than one minute.