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Etymology of Mike Goldberg: DJ Spinege

Under the assumption that the idiocies known as Goldbergisms are not born from pre-game rituals with Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo, we at Sack Mike Goldberg look to uncover the real reasons why Mike Goldberg and his contemporaries say the things they do.
This is clearly Goldie’s favorite club track, “Precise Precision” by DJ Spinege.

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Its Precision is Precise

I’m pissed I didn’t think of it myself.

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Etymology of Mike Goldberg: Marv Albert

Under the assumption that the idiocies known as Goldbergisms are not born from pre-game rituals with Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo, we at Sack Mike Goldberg look to uncover the real reasons why Mike Goldberg and his contemporaries say the things they do.
You can find it in the website’s header, or immediately after just about [...]

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Mike Goldberg Found Venturing Outside Zuffa Castle

What does Goldie do during his free time?

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Did Mike Goldberg Hit Puberty in His 30’s?

Can someone explain Goldberg’s voice change?

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Mike Goldberg Hugs Ken-Flo…

Kenny Florian makes Mike Goldberg look stupid.

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Just Another Goldberg Mistake

Just your run-of-the-mill Goldberg flub.

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Blast From the Past: Mike Goldberg at UFC 28

Mike Goldberg flubs at UFC 28.

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Can the UFC Contain All the Sexy?

Sexyama may kill us with his sexy.

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Defend Mike Goldberg and I Get Angry. And You Don’t Want to See Me Angry.

Faithful SMG fan SSreporters wrote a FanPost over at my home for MMA.  This caused the Goldie apologists to come out of the woodwork.  Which caused me to go all Bruce Banner on their ass with the following:
The thing about the Goldie hate isn’t just that he’s still a near-dunce when it comes to [...]

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