All I am saying is, do not make the same mistake that I did. Watching They Live and seeing Fedor Emelianenko get submitted by Fabricio Werdum with the triangle choke equivalent of Anne Hathaway all in one night while half-asleep can make you have some crazy dreams.
Waking up thinking that somehow Roddy Piper had a [...]
Brock Lesnar wins by default yet again.
Sack Mike Goldberg is proud to begin a new series of post-fight observations from one of today’s most exciting young heavyweights, Todd “Pink Hulk” Duffee. Please keep checking back for more exciting, relevant, punctual, and professional commentary from us here at SMG.
Duffee no am want write column today. Duffee still upset over Whale-man smash Duffee [...]
PleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE tell me you used your superbadass press ninja shit to get some really awesome shot of Mayhem getting punted by the Cesar Gracie Douche Team or something. Come on, man, you gotta have SOMETHING good, right? Right?
Dana? Coker? Japan dudes? This dude. Dance-off with Akihiro Gono. Make it happen. I don’t care if he’s retired. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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Why Sack Mike Goldberg? Pt. II
Yesterday, I pulled the curtain back and revealed my MMA back story. Today, we move on to discuss what commentary should be and why I decided to nail Goldberg to the cross.
I hate somewhere in the neighborhood of 90% of sports commentary. I hate hearing about David Eckstein’s "grittiness." I hate hearing that Brett Favre [...]