Category Archives: Criticism

Strikeforce: Kings of Media

Facebook ads strike yet again.  Who says that Strikeforce has done a poor job of marketing and advertising when it comes to their event taking place this Saturday?

There were more, but I think this is a large enough sample to display the greatness that is Strikeforce’s marketing department.  I will never doubt again, especially since [...]

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Shine Fights: Worlds Collide Live Results and Commentary

That’s everything for tonight! Thanks very much for joining us for tonight’s fights. Come back for more in-depth analysis of the thrilling Mayorga-Thomas fight!

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People in MMA Who Annoy Me More Than Mike Goldberg: Fans of Mauricio “Shogun” Rua

Except for this one guy.  But other than that, they really do.
Now that I have got that one little stickler of a point out of the way, I will make my own personal disclaimer so as to avoid any future misunderstanding.  I am a Lyoto Machida fan.  I will be vigorously rooting for him [...]

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No, Seriously: Are wrestlers losing their skill?

Dan Henderson was laughable on the ground. There, I said it.
Dan Henderson, two-time olympian, (and not some bullshit Olympian like Herschel Walker) dominant two-division PRIDE champion, dude who wasn’t embarassed by Anderson Silva, was reduced to a pathetic has-been in many eyes by Jake Shields. Shields’ best offensive techniques have been passed down to him [...]

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The Consequences of Being Completely Awesome

“It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
– Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride
If you are reading this, chances are you do not care to argue that mixed martial arts is something other than completely awesome (perhaps not to the level of Andre, but still).  The sport contains [...]

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UFC 110 Horrendously Overdue Token Opinion Piece

Michael Bisping getting punched in the face will never stop being entertaining. Ever. Let anybody listen to Bisping talk for three minutes. Then let them watch any of his losses. I don’t care what language they speak, I don’t care where they’re from, their eyes will light up like an 8-year-old getting an Optimus Prime toy for his birthday. The only reason he doesn’t get booed in England is nationalist pride. Give him a fight against Semtex or Hardy, and watch the crowd turn against him in seconds. I guarantee it.

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New City, Same Bull Shit

It’s about time we round up all the sports journalists over 30 and ship them off to some remote area of Africa.

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About That Strikeforce Card

Critiquing Strikeforce’s “Carano vs. Cyborg.’

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MMA Fanhouse: We Hate Women’s MMA

MMA Fanhouse’s David Whitley devolves into irrelevancy.

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UFC.com Offers Unbiased, Rational Analysis

UFC.com writer Michael DiSanto serves up a plate of shit.

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