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Duffee no am want write column today. Duffee still upset over Whale-man smash Duffee [...]
PleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE tell me you used your superbadass press ninja shit to get some really awesome shot of Mayhem getting punted by the Cesar Gracie Douche Team or something. Come on, man, you gotta have SOMETHING good, right? Right?
Dan Henderson was laughable on the ground. There, I said it.
Dan Henderson, two-time olympian, (and not some bullshit Olympian like Herschel Walker) dominant two-division PRIDE champion, dude who wasn’t embarassed by Anderson Silva, was reduced to a pathetic has-been in many eyes by Jake Shields. Shields’ best offensive techniques have been passed down to him [...]
Heavenly Father, please don’t send me to hell for this.
So I know that You and I don’t talk enough, and I swear too much, and there was that thing with that girl last summer too, so if You’re pissed at me, I’m really sorry and I totally understand. But if you’re feeling a bit light on the wrathful God deal, pleeeeeeeeease please please don’t let Brandon Vera win tonight, okay?
Dana? Coker? Japan dudes? This dude. Dance-off with Akihiro Gono. Make it happen. I don’t care if he’s retired. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Michael Bisping getting punched in the face will never stop being entertaining. Ever. Let anybody listen to Bisping talk for three minutes. Then let them watch any of his losses. I don’t care what language they speak, I don’t care where they’re from, their eyes will light up like an 8-year-old getting an Optimus Prime toy for his birthday. The only reason he doesn’t get booed in England is nationalist pride. Give him a fight against Semtex or Hardy, and watch the crowd turn against him in seconds. I guarantee it.
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