Author Archives: Mike

MMA Fans Surprised, Angered That Fighters Compete for Money

Mixed martial arts fans received a wake up call this week when negotiations stalled between San Jose-based Strikeforce and Fedor Emelianenko’s M-1 Global. While M-1 Global have blamed interruptions on issues with “co-promotion” and brand recognition, industry insiders speculate monetary compensation is the primary hold up.
“I always thought fighters got in the cage, you know, [...]

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SMG EXCLUSIVE: Details of Dana White’s Meeting With Anderson Silva Following UFC 112

Details emerge about the meeting between UFC President Dana White and Anderson Silva following UFC 112.

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Its Precision is Precise

I’m pissed I didn’t think of it myself.

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Dana White on Frank Mir: He’s a Fucking Unprofessional Douchebag

From Cage Writer:
“Mir is a [expletive] idiot! I have never heard something so unprofessional and idiotic in my life,” told Carmichael Dave of KHTK in Sacramento.
Hm…really?
You fucking dumb bitch.  Fuck you, Loretta Hunt.
…and…
Typical fucking bullshit reporter.  Jake Rossen, go fuck yourself!
Not to mention the plethora of examples of him defacing his own contracted talent.  This [...]

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Street Fighter: LeGarrette Blount

Taking a look at MMA technique’s in the real world.

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UFC 102 Drinking Game Addendum

Get crunked for UFC 102

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New City, Same Bull Shit

It’s about time we round up all the sports journalists over 30 and ship them off to some remote area of Africa.

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Mike Goldberg Found Venturing Outside Zuffa Castle

What does Goldie do during his free time?

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Did Mike Goldberg Hit Puberty in His 30’s?

Can someone explain Goldberg’s voice change?

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About That Strikeforce Card

Critiquing Strikeforce’s “Carano vs. Cyborg.’

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